Coca Cola CEO seen drinking Pepsi

Coca Cola stock is down 4 points today after the company’s CEO Muhtar Kent was seen drinking a six pack of Pepsi. The entire incident was captured on video yesterday and uploaded to YouTube, where it already has 294 million views, and it’s making many people seriously reevaluate their cola allegiance. “I ain’t drinking no…

Couple has argument about pens

  Gwen Shankman and AJ Tomlinson have been living together for seven months, and they just had their most pointless argument ever. The Arizona couple had the argument last night from 6:00 to 9:30, and then continued it this morning from 8:30 to 9:15, and then again this afternoon on the phone, from 2:30 to…

Old MacDonald did not have a cow

According to popular belief, Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O. With a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there–here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo. Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. However, a person familiar with the situation is singing a much different song. “Well. I mean, half of the story is…

Man thinks Chinese accents are really, really funny

Everyone in America thinks that Canadian accents are hilarious. But there’s at least one person who also thinks that Chinese accents are just as funny, or maybe even funnier. Hal Tomlinson  of Westchester, Oregon has spent hundreds of hours being amused by Chinese accents, and he has no intention of stopping anytime soon. “Chinese accents…