Amazon to replace one click shopping with no click shopping

For years, Amazon has utlized its revolutionary one-click shopping system, allowing shoppers to be one click away from having an item delivered to their door. But is one click too many clicks? Yes, according to Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos. “Our research has shown that people don’t want to do any clicking. They’re sick of clicking….

YouTuber looking to manufacture new YouTube drama on YouTube

Noted YouTuber Trisha Paytas, who has, like, a bajillion subscribers on YouTube, says she wants to start up a new drama with another popular person on YouTube. “I want to do some drama-ing with someone new,” said Paytas in an interview with Mario Lopez. “Cuz, I mean, like, you know. Drama. It’s good.” Paytas has…

Internet to introduce limits

The Word Wide Federation of Internet–the governing body behind the entire world wide web–announced yesterday that it intends to place limits on how many comments, pictures, and ┬ávideos people can post on the internet. ┬áThe move was made after it was discovered that the internet is chock full of “ludicrous bullshit” and things of that…

Tiffany Trump teaches Donald how to use the internet

  In an effort to become more tech savvy than Ronald Reagan and Dwight Eisenhower, President-elect Donald Trump is taking internet lessons from his 23 year old daughter Tiffany. “It’s gonna take a while,” remarked Tiffany. “I mean, my father spent the first ten minutes asking me why keyboard letters aren’t in alphabetical order. Later,…

Man finds new ways to waste time on internet

San Jose resident John Qualls, 16, has already wasted thousands of hours on the internet–and he seems ready to take things to the next level. “I find a new, completely pointless online activity every couple of weeks. Like Twitch. That’s this community where you basically watch someone else playing a video game, and you leave…