Bill Gates leaves $50 tip on $7.82 bill

Bill Gates is a lot of things. A brilliant computer programmer. A shrewd businessman. A snazzy dresser. A great minesweeper player. But according to waiter Ron Russelman, he’s also a lousy tipper. Gates dined at Laury’s Chicken and Steak on Wednesday, and ordered a cheeseburger and orange soda. His total came out to $7.82. And…

Trump loses at Monopoly, alleges that the game is rigged

  Donald Trump is once again making claims of something being rigged, and this time he’s taking on the real estate themed board game Monopoly. The President-elect went bankrupt 37 minutes into a Monopoly game last night, against his opponents Gary Busey, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, and the Donald’s illegitimate son ¬†Faizon Love….

Woman not sure what to think after being compared to Kim Kardashian

  A 27 year old California dental assistant is a bit perplexed after hearing a fairly vague comment about how she’s a lot like Kim Kardashian.¬†Jen Arminson of San Jose had never been compared to Kim Kardashian before in any way up until yesterday, when she was on a first date with her friend Becky’s…

Jennifer Lawrence has conversation with non-celebrity

For the first time in seven years, Jennifer Lawrence has spoken for more than ten seconds to someone who isn’t famous. According to TMZ, the conversation took place in a line at a Coffee Bean in Malibu, and was witnessed by over 25 people. “It was really crazy,” said a Coffee Bean employee who wishes…

47.3% of Americans know little to nothing about Kendall and Kylie Jenner

In 2016’s largest scale study regarding Kim Kardashian’s half-siblings, it has been discovered that nearly half of Americans aren’t especially familiar with the Jenner sisters. “Who?” said Alberto Esperanza of East Los Angeles, California, a 53 year old plumber who took part in the 100,000 person survey. His wife Maria had a somewhat similar response…

Melania Trump spends $1.2 million per nail per month

  Insiders are reporting that future First Lady Melania Trump spends in excess of $20 million a year just on manicures and pedicures! “Her nail polish alone runs for $183,000 a bottle,” says a very credible source. “And sometimes she gets bored, she just pours the nail polish down the drain for fun, and she…