Bill Gates leaves $50 tip on $7.82 bill

Bill Gates is a lot of things. A brilliant computer programmer. A shrewd businessman. A snazzy dresser. A great minesweeper player. But according to waiter Ron Russelman, he’s also a lousy tipper. Gates dined at Laury’s Chicken and Steak on Wednesday, and ordered a cheeseburger and orange soda. His total came out to $7.82. And…

Supermarket says ‘Limit 10 Per Customer’

Safeway is having a sale on canned Del Monte corn–but don’t think you’re going to have the opportunity to fill your kitchen with the discounted vegetable. ┬áBeing that the sale price is a ridiculously low 89 cents per can, Safeway has decided to institute a policy of limiting customers to just 10 cans total. In…

Coca Cola CEO seen drinking Pepsi

Coca Cola stock is down 4 points today after the company’s CEO Muhtar Kent was seen drinking a six pack of Pepsi. The entire incident was captured on video yesterday and uploaded to YouTube, where it already has 294 million views, and it’s making many people seriously reevaluate their cola allegiance. “I ain’t drinking no…

Woman ends her 18 year relationship with Costco

44 year old Holly Anderson of Westchester, Texas has been married twice–once for five years, and the second time for seven years. But she just ended the longest relationship of her life–her 18 years with Costco Wholesale. “I didn’t renew my membership,” she told Fox football analyst James Brown. “I mean, 18 years is enough….